Sobering Up in Wal-Mart

"So, what did you guys do on vacation?"

"Well, the first night we went to Cilantros to get some tacos, had a few margs and then went to Wal-Mart."

"Meh. You guys aren't the first to go to Wal-Mart drunk, and you sure as hell won't be the last."

Our vacation officially began yesterday at 5:00. We will leave to go sailing somewhere for the next week, we're not exactly sure yet.

But it's Saturday morning, the sun is shining, there's not a cloud in the sky--and not a breath of wind in the air.

Let the games begin.